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Saturday, March 27, 2010

If Only... - Part 1

4 new interns enter, Dr. Siddhant, Dr. Yuvvraaj, Dr. Jeetendra Prasad, and Dr. Naina. They're welcomed into Sanjeevni, Dr. Atul welcomes/introduces them to the senior doctors of the hospital following the assembly by Dr. Shashank, and a tour by Dr. Keerti.

Atul - Hello interns, welcome to Sanjeevani, main hoon Dr. Atul, aapka senior, aap sab aage se mujhe report karenge. Aaj, main aapko Sanjeevani ka tour karaoonga, aur aapne seniors se bhi milaaonga. Dr. Shashank ne aapko rules to samjha hi diye hoonge, aur Dr. Keerti ne hospital bhi dikha diya hain, ab main aapko aapke baki seniors se milaonga.

Sid - (Just walking in) Dr. Atul, sorry I'm late, woh main thoda gum gaya tha.

Atul - Ah yes Dr. Siddhant Modi, Sanjeevni ek hospital hain, aapko yahaan time ka khayaal rakhna hoga, kyon ki yeh aapka pehla din hain, mein aapko maaf kardoonga, lekin baki doctors mere jaise nahi hain.

Sid - Yes sir.

Atul - Okay interns, follow me.

(They walk into the general ward, and Dr. Nikkita is there with a patient, having a seizure. Dr. Atul rushes in to help.)

Nikkita - Dr. Modi, iinko ICU mein shift karne ke tayari ki jiye. Atul, yeh lo (handing a syringe) iinko inject karo, aur BP pe nazar rakho.

Yuvi - Nahi, yeh injection aap patient ko nahi de sakte, yeh patient diabetic ho sakta hain.

Atul - Good, Dr. Yuvvraj, lekin hum innko ek chhota dose de rahein hain.

Sid - (Returns with Keertii.) Innhe shift karne ki tayari ho chhuke hain.

(Keerti shifts the patient)

Atul - Good job interns, and meet Dr. Nikkita, yeh bhi aapki senior hain,

(Abhi enters)

Abhi - Hello interns, welcome to Sanjeevani, main yahaan ka resident nahi hoon, main yahaan har mahine board of directors ki taraf se inspection ke liye aata hoon. Please excuse me, main thoda late ho raha hoon.

Atul - Interns, chalo main aapko Path Lab dikhata hoon.

(Phone rings)

Naina - Sorry sir, main switch off karna bhool gayi thi.

Atul - Dr. Naina, yeh hospital hain, aap please mujhe aapna phone de di jiye, aur sham ko le li jiye.

Atul - Aap aapne kuch seniors se mil chhukein hain, lekin iinke aalava aap ke aur bhi seniors hain. Dr. Muskaan, aur Dr. Shubhankar, jo Sanjeevani ke ek aur branch mein kaam karte hain. Yeh yahaan kabhi kabhi aate hain, iinke aalava Dr. Anjali, aur Dr. Riddhima bhi aapke seniors hain, voh kuch personal problems ki vajhe se yahaan nahi hain, lekin bohot jald lautengi.
Ab mujhe surgery ke liye jaana hain. Mein chahata hoon ke aap hospital ko aache se samajh lein. Main aapko 2 ghante mein general ward mein miloonga. Bye, and good luck.

Sid - Chalo, cafe chalte hain, bohot bhook lagi hain.

JP - Bilkool theek farmaaya aapne chalo fata fat.

Yuvi - Hum yahaan khane nahi kaam karne aaye hain.

Sid - I know dude, lekin hum yahaan pichle teen ghante se hain, ek chhote si coffee break bhi nahi le sakte?

Yuvi, - Look "dude" tumhe khana hain to khao, main yahaan ke cases study karna chahata hoon.

Sid- Okay, and what about you pretty lady, kya aap humare saath coffee peene aayengi ya Mr. khadoos ke saath bore hoone jaayenge?

JP - Nahi nahi, yeh inke saath kyon jaayen gi, inhe to humare saath aane mein maza aayega.

Naina - Sure guys, lets go.

(They get to the cafe)

Sid - Iss hospital mein bas yeh hi ek aache jaga lagte hain.

Abhi - Of course Sid, tum toh siraf aish aur aaraam ke liye aaye ho.

Sid - Look bro, aapka aur mera working style thoda alag hain, main hamesha chilled out aur relaxed rehta hoon, aur aap bohot he serious aur strict. You need to chill out a bit dude.

Abhi - Hum yahaan kaam karne aaye hain, koi beach nahi hain ke hum beth ke chill karein.

Sid - Okay, toh aap hi kuch kaam suggest kar li jiye.

Abhi - Theek hain, aap sab path lab mein jao, aur mere liye September 2009 ki sare case files dhoond ke lao.

Sid - Okay dude, lets go guys, Mr. Angry Young Man ne duty laga di hain.

(At the Path lab)

Naina - Yeh lo sid, yeh char files hain.

Sid - Thanks Naina, main yeh Bhai ko de ke aata hoon.

(In Dr.Modi's office.)

Sid - Yeh lo bhai aapki files.

Abhi - Thanks (Looks through files)................Sid!! is mein ek bohot zurori file thi, Armaan Malik ki file, woh kahaan hain?

Sid - Pata nahi bhai, wahaan aur to koi file nahi thi.

Yuvi - Yeh li jiye sir, Armaan Malik ki file.

Abhi - Thank you Dr. Yuvvraj, lekin yeh aapke paas kaise aayi?

Yuvi - Yahaan aate waqt Dr. Siddhant ke haathoon se gir gayi thi.

Abhi - Oh, Okay, well I must leave now, main aagle hafte aaonga, lekin till then goodbye, and good luck.

Sid - Yeh file tumhare paas kaise aayi? Mere paas to sirf char files thi, toh Armaan Malik ki file tumhare paas kaise aayi?

Yuvi - Voh kya hain na Sid, ke main yahaan ke cases study kar raha tha to yeh file mere paas reh gaye.

Sid - Okay thanks.

Dr. Atul - Interns, aapke duty hours ab khatam hue, see you tomorrow.

Sid - Bye sir.

Yuvi - Bye.



PART 2 COMING SOON, PLEASE COMMENT AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK.